| With this year's football World Cup now
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| | have to take out some of your beer and
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| only months away, tens of thousands of
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| | squash in a warning triangle and spare
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| young people from all corners of England
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| | light bulbs instead.
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| are getting ready to travel to Germany
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| | German autobahns have got no speed limits
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| this summer.
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| | so you won't get pulled over for by the
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| Students are hoarding their loans and
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| | cops, and unless for some reason you
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| increasing their SuperNoodle intake in
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| | decide to go in a truck, there's no tolls
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| order to save money, whilst those of us
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| | so it's free to drive on any road. There
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| that have whored ourselves to the world
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| | are speed limits, however, on everything
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| of work are desperately trying to suck up
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| | except the motorways, and German police
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| to the boss and get our holiday dates
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| | are renowned for taking great pleasure in
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| accepted.
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| | pulling over speeding Tommies.
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| But with aeroplane tickets already
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| | Remember that even if you have got motor
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| reaching astronomical prices, the only
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| | insurance and have a crash, your young
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| remaining option for most football fans
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| | driver car insurance premium will be
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| is to drive to Germany. The ferry ports
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| | affected next time you go to renew it, so
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| and the Channel Tunnel won't know what's
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| | don't drive like a nut just because you
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| hit them in June as hordes of fans
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| | can!
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| squeeze into vans, buses and clapped-out
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| | You don't need a visa to get into Germany
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| old bangers, heading off to Germany in
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| | if you're an EU citizen, so all you'll
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| search of football heaven.
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| | need is a valid passport to get across
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| So if you're one of those football
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| | the border. There are a few prohibited
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| junkies off on a mission to get
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| | items that they won't let you bring into
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| three-lionised this summer, do make sure
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| | the country, so if for some reason you
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| you're properly prepared, or else when
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| | were thinking of taking guns, explosives,
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| James drops the ball, Owen breaks his
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| | protected animals, radioactive material,
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| other foot and Rooney socks someone,
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| | drugs or leopard fur, don't.
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| leaving England knocked-out and tearful,
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| | Tickets for the World Cup matches are
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| you'll have more than just a lost
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| | selling at an alarming rate, and if you
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| football match to cry about.
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| | haven't already got one, there's little
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| One of the most important things you need
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| | chance now of being able to buy one from
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| to do before you head off to the land of
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| | an official source. There's guaranteed to
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| fräuleins and frankfurters is to get
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| | be thousands of dodgy touts outside the
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| some proper car insurance. It may sound
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| | grounds, trying to sell a seat at
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| boring, but it really is vital. Getting
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| | well-over face value, but be aware that
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| involved in a car crash on the Continent
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| | buying them is illegal. Also the rip-off
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| can cost an absolute packet and if you
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| | factor is massive and you could be
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| haven't got adequate cover you'll be, to
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| | spending hundreds of pounds on a useless
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| put it bluntly, stuffed.
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| | piece of paper. So if you haven't got a
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| It needn't cost a lot to get yourself
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| | ticket and still want to travel, just go
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| motor insurance to drive abroad, just
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| | to soak up the atmosphere and watch the
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| ring up your current provider and they'll
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| | games on one of the numerous TVs that are
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| let you know if you need to pay a few
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| | bound to be everywhere.
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| extra quid to update your policy.
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| | It's going to be mental in Germany this
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| Alternatively, if your policy's up for
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| | summer, and if you're travelling over
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| renewal soon, go online and buy from a
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| | there you're going to love every second
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| specialist young driver car insurance
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| | of it. Just make sure you're properly
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| firm that can save you loads of money and
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| | prepared, you've got car insurance,
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| ensure you're covered for driving outside
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| | you've got your England shirt, and last
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| of the UK.
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| | but definitely not least, make sure you
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| As well as your car insurance, there are
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| | pack enough beer for what could be the
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| a few extra bits and pieces you need to
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| | biggest party the world has ever seen.
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| sort out. German law doesn't require you
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| | Altogether now, "Three lions on a
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| to take anything special, but if you're
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| | shirt...
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| driving through France on the way, you'll
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