| Ho, ho, ho! It's that time of year again folks, and | | | | Turn the page and you will see |
| as we count down the days to Christmas, now is | | | | Why the news is selling |
| a great time to learn some funny Christmas | | | | Vonda Shepherd, who is she? |
| songs. After all, 'tis the season to be jolly! Stretch | | | | What's with all the yelling? |
| your vocal chords, or stretch your fingers on the | | | | Says she jumped a giant fence |
| piano, and have the whole family laughing with | | | | From a nearby mountain |
| these new, funny Christmas songs for children. | | | | For his love - it makes no sense |
| Doth Thou Know'st Ye Olde Lyrics? | | | | But she hit the fountain! |
| The traditional carols have such beautiful melodies, | | | | Bring me flesh, and bring me bones |
| but sometimes the lyrics to Christmas songs are | | | | Please don't take forever. |
| hard to understand. After a "hither", a "thou | | | | How can I answer the phones? |
| know'st", and a "good league", most adults start | | | | 'Til she's back together. |
| to lose the plot, so imagine how difficult it must | | | | Here's a left and there's a right |
| be for children! To make the traditional Christmas | | | | Fixed with lots of good glue |
| songs more relevant for today's kids, I decided it | | | | Poor Groove King got such a fright |
| was time to write some new song lyrics. | | | | Do you think he'll sue? |
| So I set to work and wrote a collection of funny | | | | Funny Christmas songs are a great way to get |
| Christmas songs for children that preserves the | | | | everyone singing along and having a great time. |
| original melodies of our favorite Christmas carols, | | | | The traditional Christmas carols have simple, yet |
| but breathes completely new life into them. | | | | powerful melodies that are so familiar to us all. But |
| They're Christmas songs like you've never heard | | | | after hearing the same cryptic lyrics year after |
| them before! They're wierd, wacky, and warped, | | | | year, it's no wonder some kids (and adults!) get |
| but all in good fun! Here's a sample: | | | | bored with tradition. So why not try something |
| Groove King Senseless | | | | new this year? |
| (To the tune of Good King Wenceslas) | | | | After all, holidays are a time for love and laughter, |
| Groove King senseless last looked out | | | | and what better way to bring families together |
| On his fans all screaming. | | | | than by sharing a joke in a Christmas song! Why |
| Drove into a round-about, | | | | not even have a go at writing your own funny |
| Deep in his day dreaming. | | | | words? The whole family could have a |
| Brightly shone the police light, | | | | competition to see who can write the funniest |
| Though his fate was cruel. | | | | lyrics. Surprise your friends and family this |
| When he stumbled out of sight, | | | | Christmas with some outrageous, warped, and |
| Up went all the fu-u-el! | | | | funny Christmas songs! |