| If you want to have a really good time, enjoy the | | | | terribly rude. |
| sun and yet not put too much of a hole in your | | | | 5) Since you got home from your latest Spanish |
| bank balance, you simply cannot do better than a | | | | holiday, you will only eat lunch after 2pm and |
| spur-of-the-moment, cheap Spanish holiday. The | | | | would never even think of having your evening |
| country has a huge amount to offer and is very | | | | meal before 9. |
| welcoming to us visitors. | | | | 6) You resolve that at 2pm there's no point in |
| However, once you've got into the swing of | | | | going shopping, you might as well just take a |
| things and become a regular Spanish holiday | | | | siesta until 5 when things are bound to start |
| maker, there are a number of important things to | | | | getting going again. |
| remember when you return from your latest | | | | 7) It occurs to you whilst you're on yet another |
| cheap holiday in Spain - those habits you learned | | | | cheap Spanish holiday that that the mullet isn't |
| over all those weeks in the sun might not go | | | | just an unpleasant memory from the 80s - it is a |
| down so well when you get home. Here is a list | | | | totally acceptable style choice for the modern |
| of the top ten habits to break when you get | | | | youngster. |
| back from a Spanish holiday - including unfortunate | | | | 8) You don't see anything wrong with having a |
| hairstyle mistakes and the urge to sleep from 2 till | | | | couple of beers before lunch if you feel like it - |
| 5. | | | | that's what you did on holiday. Cheap Spanish |
| 1) During your cheap holiday to Spain you | | | | alcohol was always so tasty in the mornings, after |
| discovered that adding lemonade, fanta or even | | | | all! |
| coke to red wine is perfectly acceptable, | | | | 9) After a few too many Spanish holiday |
| especially at lunchtime. Your UK friends aren't so | | | | knees-ups, you see clapping as an art form and |
| sure. | | | | not just a way to express approval. Well - it adds |
| 2) On holiday in Spain you could party all night | | | | so much to the atmosphere! |
| long. Now you can't get over how early bars and | | | | 10) You have a number of close friends named |
| clubs shut back home - surely they're shutting | | | | Jesus, Jose Maria, Maria Jose, Angel, maybe even |
| just as you should be going out? | | | | Inmaculada Concepcion... |
| 3) A bull's head on the wall of a bar is no longer a | | | | But the most important thing to remember when |
| talking point for you; it's just a regular part of the | | | | you realise you've been on too many cheap |
| décor in any normal drinking establishment. | | | | Spanish holidays is to just give in and go and book |
| 4) When you left the UK for your holiday in Spain | | | | your next one. After all, where else can you feel |
| you were used to greeting people with a | | | | so relaxed that you take on a whole new lifestyle |
| handshake or a nod. These days not giving every | | | | in the space of a couple of weeks? |
| new acquaintance 'dos besos' (two kisses) seems | | | | |